revenge on a spouseWays to get revenge on spouse?

So, my husband was rather controlling tonight and got a little physical. I want a little revenge, but nothing too bad, just something to make his day bad. I'm contemplating slipping him a laxative before he goes to work, but wanted some more ideas.

Oh, and please don't bother with revenge isn't the way to go, and blah blah blah. I really don't care.
Crazy glue his penis to his pubes.
put hair removal lotion in his shampoo.
Put ben-gay,icy hot or white pepper on the toilet paper
use his toothbrush some where nasty.
loosen his battery cables enough that it will start in the morning and vibrate loose later in the day.
Let air out of one of his tires so he starts the day off just right.
Vaseline in his hair brush.
leave the plastic on the revenge on a spousecheese slice in his sandwich.
wash all his tidy whites and white shirts with a red sweater.
Put crime scene tape all over the front of the house before he get's home.. add fake blood if your really pissed.
piss in his coffee.
put a pile of AV儿劣* on the front door rug so he get's a foot full when he tries to leave for work.
glue his butt closed.

and lastly.. get a restraining order while he is at work and have him arrested if he put his hands on you.
u re so stupid. how slipping him laxative is gonna benefit YOU? u re stupid. make him PAY you get.
The best revenge is to divorce his AV儿劣 for getting physical in the first place. It only gets worse.
I get real upset when someone assaults my wife. Have yourself beaten up.
Obviously, you don't varevenge on a spouselue marriage and aren't commit to making it work. Only children play games. Grow up. Talk it over.
that is not GODs way read your bible.
Put Kaopecpate in his coffee and give him the laxative so he'll be shitting and throwing up at the same time give him alot. personaliy I'd would have hit him back I've done it b4 I hate men Like that yoiu should poison him.what an asshole just leave him
What would happen and he had a heart attack tonight and tomorrow morning you tried to wake him. And he's gone.

Don't revenge. Love is hard to have and hold on to.

Be the better wife.

Revenge is poison.

You're better than that.
Make hym miss work or cut off sex for 2 days or a week