Come on guys spill the beans out...
What is by far the worst pick line anyone ever said to you or heard ?
Best pick up lines ?
Girl im like a rubix cube, the more you touch me the harder i get
do u have a rasin? no? how about a date?
do you have a magnet in your pants? cuz its attracting my d!ck of steal!!
im invisible can u see me?
-Yes
how about 2morrow night?
love these 2!!
with friends for a good laugh: I don't like your pants/skirt/shorts.... you should take them off....
And I would fall for 'is your daddy a theif because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes' anytime! :)
its not the more you touch me.. its the more you play with me
i lost my virginity can i hve yours???..it seems 2 work 4 my friends
should be said by a guy: u hve more curves than a race track i would like 2 try u out
guy sits on the right of a girl
guy ask girl "if you were a pirate, and you bought a pet parrot, would you put in on this shoulder (puts his left hand on girls right shoulder) or this shoulder?" (puts his arm around girl to touch left shoulder, and leaves his arm there.)
one of my guy friends did this to me one day and it was hilarious. thank god he was just kidding. and i helped him find new pick up lines ASAP.
Omg this is one my friend was obsessing about all last year:
Must be said by a male, though:
"Hey baby come sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up..."
Also apparently, if you're a science guy, there's a website devoted to science-y pick up lines...if you get them, they're actually really funny.
**OMG I love Dayman's lines...so funny!!! Skittles!!!!**
lol. The best rejection to the pick up line "wanna fAV儿劣?" is "no thanks, I already have an @sshole in my pants" XD
Guys that do pick up lines tend to stay abest pick up linesway from me (not counting my best friend) so I don't know many pick up lines.
oh right but today my best friend was like "you should see me score on the court... I'm even better off of it" because we were talking about him playing soccer. haha. so funny.
oh and "will you sleep with me? I lost my teddy bear" I love that one. especially when they do those puppy dog eyes and look like a little kid. so adorable yet so cheesy
ICK! I still remember it like it was yesterday. Some huge, stank breath guy walked up to me at a bar and said, "I want to make you my queen so we can rule this town together." I almost spilled my drink after laughing so hard. He ended up being a drug dealer and was convicted shortly after. I guess he got his "queen" in jail.
Hey! i lost my number =/ Can i have yours? :)
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
- Why?
I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Thats the best i got :)
haha x
ok ok i got a few,
-do you clean your panties with windex? cuz i can see myself in them
-did you buy a ticket? "flex muscles" for the gun show.
-can i have your phone lunmber cuz i lost mine... cheesy
-if i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
-i dont know you, and you dont know me, but if you let me, after tonight youll never gorget me. that one is my fav, and has worked three times. lol
Worst that have been used on me...
is there a mirror in your pocket?.... cas i can see myself in your pants.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
I have skittles in my mouth... want to taste the rainbow?
No pick up lines are ever good!!
I said to a girl once *oh, god, this is shameful...lol*:
"You have nice legs...what time do they open?"
GAH! =]
A chick screamed at me ibest pick up linesn a bar "WHY WON'T YOU F**K ME?!?!!"
She's a lot nicer since she stopped drinking.
Best ever:
How much does a polar bear weigh?
I dunno...
Just take a guess.
600 pounds?
That's enough to break the ice :)
i'd like to tickle your bellybutton from the inside
i love every bone in your body... especially mine.
haha those are the worst i've heard.
You are as pretty as a single rose in a valley of lily's
Can you get up earlier in the morning? The sun doesn't rise until you get up.
Take your pick which is worst/best.
Wanna FAV儿劣?
that's mine, it works like a charm
help
Let's put the sex back in sexually transmitted disease
Best One: Hello, I would greatly like to get to know you.
Worst One: Hello, lets have sex.
are you a parking ticket cuz youve got fine written all over u. i heard that like a week ago and i was like wow thats so cheesy
I want to be the tangent line to your curves. ahhaah thats that best. i love calculus humor
"Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" lol
"are you a parking ticket 'cuz you got FINE written all over you"-i hate that one
"Are your neighbor's houses for sale? Because I would love to be your neighbor."
You're on my list of things to do tonight..
best line- there is none only a guy being them self
worst- if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u next to i
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
hahahaha
if you were my home work i would do you all night.
thats the funniest i think.
Are you from Tenesse? Because you're the only ten I see!!
Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? I like that one!! :)
the counting shoulders one.
horrible.
Would you like some cream for that zit on your face?
if you were a booger, i'd pick you first
:P they suck !
I can lick my eyebrows! HeHe
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